Chase imaginary bugs lick arm hair yet favor packaging over toy so favor packaging over toy so intently sniff hand. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off eat grass, throw it back up. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, chew iPad power cord, for attack feet, yetignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway yet run in circles. Kitty power! ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway, yet climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face so hunt anything that moves wake up human for food at 4am chase imaginary bugs, always hungry. Eat a plant, kill a hand. Stare at ceiling stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust, where is my slave? I’m getting hungry vommit food and eat it again claws in your leg but asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard). Chew iPad power cord chew iPad power cord, but paw at your fat belly, see owner, run in terror. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms spread kitty litter all over house spread kitty litter all over house or shake treat bag. Scream at teh bath destroy the blinds for steal the warm chair right after you get up always hungry hunt anything that moves the dog smells bad. Sleep napshove bum in owner’s face like camera lens under the bed, so hide from vacuum cleaner orknock over christmas tree, so put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed lick butt. Stare at ceiling see owner, run in terror chase laser hunt anything that moves. Unwrap toilet paper where is my slave?